a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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stuarts mum

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did I get raped

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this girl died

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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