What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Ham sandwich

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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I saw a shovel once.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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