I'm gay. No homo.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Give me thumbs up!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Strawberries!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Women's rights.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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