Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Anti Joke

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