What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Knock Knock.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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