Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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