What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

womens rights

Ms. Smoot's class

Seth stock has a large penis

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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