- Anti Joke

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

hey bill!

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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fack me!

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Spotto

What is cold? Winter

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".