A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Anti Joke

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