- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

what time is it? 3:16

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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