- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

ROSS G IS OBESE

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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