Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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