- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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