why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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We are lawyers

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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*insert joke here*

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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