Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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my namew is jd

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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