What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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