How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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British Dentistry

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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who drinks pee? katness

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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