Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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69

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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