What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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