What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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