- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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