- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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