Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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