How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Watch your lips.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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