"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Dancing Potatoe!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

involved parents.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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