- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

whats a willy? -brock

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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