what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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ObamaCare

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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matt shut up

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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