What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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