What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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