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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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