Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

what happened to your gran you tell me

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

thermodynamics?

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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