What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Penis

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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