- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Farts smell bad!

Knock knock. Come in.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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