Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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