- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Reed is poopin

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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