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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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