What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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