What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Meow.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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