You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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