A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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thermodynamics?

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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