- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Dancing Potatoe!

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

i like tits

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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