- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say? The time.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

The Bible

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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