- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What did I do last night?work

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Dancing Potatoe!

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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