Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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