Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Not Steve Jobs

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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