Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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my namew is jd

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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