Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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