What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Women

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

what do gay people eat?? food

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

knock knock go away

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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