How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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hit the thumbs down button

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Woman's Rights

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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I like hats XD!

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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