Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Meow.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

A black guy with his family.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Scientology.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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