Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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