- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

fack me!

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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